are you a cowboy?

[ANewHope]

An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and
chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After
she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real
cowboy?"

The cowboy replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding
cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am." After a short while he
asked her what she was.

She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a
lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in
the morning I think of women, when I eat, work, watch TV, everything seems
to make me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm
probably a lesbian."