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are you a cowboy? - ANewHope - 06-25-2003
An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and
chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After
she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real
cowboy?"
The cowboy replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding
cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am." After a short while he
asked her what she was.
She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a
lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in
the morning I think of women, when I eat, work, watch TV, everything seems
to make me think of women."
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm
probably a lesbian."