Sven and Oly

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Sven and Oly both had the hots for Lena but as fate would have it, she married Sven.  

A few years after they were married, Sven and Lena were having a party at their house.  The Aquavit flowed freely and soon all were quite toasted.  

Oly and Lena went upstairs to the bedroom, unnoticed by the other guests.  

Soon Sven noticed that they were gone and began looking for them.  He crept up the stairs and quietly opened the bedroom door.  Peering inside, he saw Oly and Lena in bed, having quite a good time.  He closed the door and went back downstairs as quietly as he could.  

Once downstairs, he broke out in laughter and continued laughing for some time. The other guests asked him what he found so funny.

"Poor Oly!  He's so drunk he thinks he's me!"