Thieves allegedly steal boat motors while diving

[DiveCaptDean]

If you got caught stealing outboard motors from boats because you chose to use dive lights and a dive flag float........you might be a redneck

If you were arrested for theft because you had to keep resurfacing at each boat house to ask for directions.....you might be a redneck

"Hey!!!! you stealing that outboard motor off the back end of my boat?"  "NOPE...just  thought i would use my lift bag to add a little extra boyancy to the back end of your boat"...................................Here's your sign...