sorry to report...

[MNLakeDiver]

To those in North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin,  and for that matter,
the rest of the country, I must report the sad news that  Ole was SHOT.

He was up by the Canadian border on his 4-wheeler cutting  some trees
when some rangers looking for terrorists spotted him.  According to the
news reports, using a loudspeaker, they shouted to  him,

"Who are you and what are you doing?"

Ole shouted back,  "OLE.............BIN LOGGIN'!"

Ole is survived by his wife Lena and good  friend Lars.