diving mishaps

[MNLakeDiver]

soon after my OW calss I was diving using barrowed gear. a wetsuit that was too small to zip all the way a backplate and wings and weightbelt. I am a larg diver at the time I weighd about 315 and a new diver. so of course I was overweighted.
the dive was going fine untill we went down to 35' then the wetsuit zipper started to slide down. while tring to fix that my weight belt sliped from my hips. I was able to catch it with my feet but then I went stupid. can anyone guess waht hapens to a inexperanced diver who grabs a 45 # weight belt off his legs? if you guessed he hangs upsidedown wondering how that hapened you win. luckly there was a class going on and one of there DMs saw me and was able to contain himself enugh to help me right myself while my buddie helped me fix my belt. I was told with the white of my chest showing through the unziping wetsuit I looked like Shamoo doing a headstand