Do You Know?

[mermaid]

Do you know?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on the "Start" button?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?  Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? (What a silly question!)

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

[Mr.Pitbull]

why mermaid...why??

[mermaid]

LOL...'cause sometimes I just can't help myself (okay with these posts, most of the time  ;D )

[ballfrog]

To give us more incentive to dive and less to read the forum?

[joekarels]

Actually, that one tickled.

[mermaid]

....hhhmmm, how did "that one" tickle you Joe? 

[joekarels]

You know, put a  ;D on my face. I've seen I better mind my words around you.
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