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PUNishment - ballfrog - 04-24-2010
SOME PUNS FOR SEMI-EDUCATED MINDS:
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects !
Re: PUNishment - Indigo Blues - 04-24-2010
You are the PUNdent! Sorry no pun indented... intended.
Re: PUNishment - Terry - 04-25-2010
The only REAL punishment in this joke section, is the stuff Michelle puts out there. TRINITY
Re: PUNishment - mermaid - 04-25-2010
You only THINK you've been punished TRINITY, you haven't seen ANYTHING yet >
Re: PUNishment - Indigo Blues - 04-25-2010
Trinity, I take it that you have never heard about the scorn or wrath of a women
Re: PUNishment - mermaid - 04-25-2010
Hey Indigo, don't think for a minute that TRINITY HASN'T,
he just hasn't had the pleasure of seeing MINE yet !
Re: PUNishment - Indigo Blues - 04-25-2010
Remember that revenge is a dish best served cold, (and unexpected). >
Re: PUNishment - mermaid - 04-25-2010
AND making sure there aren't any visible teeth OR nail marks >
Re: PUNishment - scubafreek864 - 04-25-2010
I can't wait to see this happen!! Michelle, you know that the invitation to "The Impulse" has been opened up by the owner!! ;D
Re: PUNishment - mermaid - 04-25-2010
I saw the invitation too Robert, but as Indigo pointed out, the key to revenge is that "the owner" of "The Impulse"
doesn't expect it.