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Men vs Women Jokes - mermaid - 01-20-2010
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel real good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a five dollar bill to a bum." "You mean you gave a bum five dollars? That's a lot of money to give away like that. What did you husband say about it?" "Oh, he thought it was the thing to do. He said, 'Thanks.'"
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Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth time. Jim: What happened to your first three wives? Joe: They all died, Jim. Jim: How did that happen? Joe: My first wife ate poison mushrooms. Jim: How terrible! And your second? Joe: She ate poison mushrooms. Jim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too? Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck. Jim: I see, an accident. Joe: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms.
Re: Men vs Women Jokes - Terry - 01-20-2010
Where do you find this shit, I mean your,,,,,, jokes? T
Re: Men vs Women Jokes - mermaid - 01-20-2010
heh, heh, Hey T, I have a secret stash >
Re: Men vs Women Jokes - DiverQueen - 01-21-2010
Secret Stash....They came off the back side (the one you never see...) of the Playboy Centerfold! >